You |
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Your neighbour |
"By the way, did you know that
many thousands of those tiny, intelligent water bears live within your garden?"
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"Just move a little bit out of the sun.
This will help your brain in order to recover from the heatstroke." |
"Please, just go inside your house
for a moment and check it out yourself! I remember to have seen this fascinating
new dictionary CD on your desk recently."
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after some time installation time ... |
"There is in fact an entry
in the dictionary about some 'worm-like' water bear creatures. But, in order to see
the picture I would have to update for the full version ...
a really criminal update policy, I will complain there." |
"Look! This is a reproduction
of the first drawing of a water bear, made by a German pastor in the 18th century."
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"You see, I am not that religious. And
this very dark picture seems to have been published near the end of the abyss
of the Middle Ages, when people believed in witches and all kinds of demons." |
"There are so many
water bear images on the web. You will find hundreds of photographs of them there, like this one."
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"This is by no means a proof. You will find
images of E.T. and of Harry Potter there, too. And all those dino park creatures
have been made just by digital imaging." |
"I have seen scientific
papers about water bears and even whole books by scientists."
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"Forget scientists.
19th century scienstists have 'proven' as well that the construction of an airplane is
impossible." |
"We might go out
together, collect some moss samples and look at them under my microscope.
This would take us only half an hour."
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"O.k., I do believe you. You know, there
is a Latin proverb: Credo quia absurdum (I believe it because it sounds
completely absurd)
and, frankly speaking, I would prefer not to miss the sports now." |
"And they have eight legs,
eyes, a brain and smooth muscle control! "
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(the neighbour has left the scene) |
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